♡ champagne supernova in the sky.

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

(via unh0lyconfessionss)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via actnice-playdirty)

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but hilarious then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

you clearly haven’t seen certain parts of australia. 

*cough* collingwood supporters *cough*

(via melancholicfigures)

Reblog this if you pronounce 221B as “two-twenty-one B.”

antics-of-an-author:

I am trying to prove something to my little sister.

If you pronounce it as “two-two-one B,” go to this post.

If you pronounce it as “twenty-two-one B,” go to this post.

If you pronounce it as “two-hundred-twenty-one B,” go to this post.

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despairtanaka:

the great

(via nippled)

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

(via trostani)

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

(via melancholicfigures)

newpope:

damn gurl you know your way around brass instruments…im getting a tromboner

(via nippled)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via melancholicfigures)

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

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